Since I have been online to update life
But I will gladly remedy your strife
And narrate in Elizabethan song
For I have viewed four versions of Macbeth
And written my fourth paper on that play
And that is why, to update, I've delayed
(And I am lazy, i'faith, I must confess)
Monday saw my classes recommence
And Hamlet was discussed in Shakespeare class
I began my paper (hope I pass)
And I bought a Yorkie (60 pence)
Some English rain was had on Tuesday morn
Some sweatshirts were acquired really cheap
The chip van visited for late-night eats
I won at cards (the other team forlorn)
On Wednesday we had planned on writing more
But laziness convinced us otherwise
In Shakespeare class, poor Sam was circumcised
Long hours of cards and laughter we adore
Today I find I'm updating this site
Instead of writing papers as I should
Thus, if I flunk from Oxford, then I could
Blame all of you for asking me to write
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